Aussie Tradie Talk

Smoko chat, hi-vis banter, and sayings straight from the jobsite.

These tradie-approved stickers are tough, funny, and occasionally inappropriate - just like the crew who’ll love them.

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Fake Powerpoint Sticker
Fake Powerpoint Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with a black background featuring a white graphic of a spider and web, and the text 'NOT HERE TO F*CK SPIDERS'.
Not Here to Fornicate with Spiders Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A yellow vinyl sticker with the text 'Jim's Faketaxi' and an illustration of a man's face.
Jim's Faketaxi Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A funny mockup of a sticker with a yellow background and black text that reads 'WARNING GET YOUR OWN F*CKING TOOLS!' with a black and yellow striped border.A sticker design with a yellow background and black text that reads 'WARNING GET YOUR OWN F*CKING TOOLS!' with a black and yellow striped border.
Get Your Own Tools Sticker
Sale price$5.95
This Boat Doesn't Run on Thanks Sticker
This Boat Doesn't Run on Thanks Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A mockup of a round sticker with a 'Zip Tie Certified Mechanic' design featuring text and a graphic of a zip tie.A funny workplace sticker with a 'Zip Tie Certified Mechanic' design featuring text and a graphic of a zip tie.
Zip Tie Mechanic Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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Unfknblvbl Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with an image of duct tape and text that reads 'You Can't Fix Stupid NOT EVEN WITH DUCT TAPE'.You Can’t Fix Stupid With Duct Tape Sticker
You Can’t Fix Stupid With Duct Tape Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Sticker with white text 'NEW PLAN: F*CK IT' on a black background and white outside border.
New Plan: F*ck It Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker depicting a carton of chocolate milk with the text 'CHOCY MILK' on it.
Choccy Milk Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A mockup sticker with a black background featuring a white graphic of a cable tie and a hand giving a thumbs up, with the text 'IT'S ALL GOOD I CABLE TIED IT'.A flatlay sticker with a black background featuring a white graphic of a cable tie and a hand giving a thumbs up, with the text 'IT'S ALL GOOD I CABLE TIED IT'.
I Cable Tied It Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A mockup of a sticker with a black and red warning label design that says 'WARNING DON'T TOUCH MY TOOLS SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH MAY OCCUR'.A sticker design parodying warning labels with a black and red warning that says 'WARNING DON'T TOUCH MY TOOLS SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH MAY OCCUR'.
Warning Don't Touch My Tools Sticker
Sale price$5.95