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We have answers ... well probably 🤷
Got a question, complaint, sticker idea, or just want to say something weird? We’re all ears (and eyeballs).
At Stupid Stickers, we’re proud to be a real-deal Aussie biz that gives a crap about our customers.
Whether it’s an order issue or a suggestion that’s borderline cooked, hit us up below—we’ll get back to you ASAP (usually within 1–2 business days, unless we’re stuck peeling stickers off the cats).
FAQ's
If you’re the kind of legend who reads FAQs before emailing, here’s a few common things people ask us—so we can spend less time repeating ourselves and more time designing stickers with poop jokes.
Q: Are your stickers waterproof?
Yep! Our vinyl stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant. Stick ‘em on your car, your water bottle, or your mate’s esky—they’re built to last through spills, sun, and sick burnouts.
Q: Do you ship across Australia?
A: Absolutely! We offer affordable, tracked shipping across Australia via Australia Post. Whether you’re in a big city or way out bush, we’ve got you covered. Orders over $30 ship free. Express options available at additional charges.
Q: Do you ship overseas?
A: We do! International shipping is available to most countries. Shipping costs and delivery times will vary depending on where you are—check the checkout page for rates. And yes, we’ll still love you even if you live overseas.
Q: Can I customise a sticker?
Sometimes! If you’ve got a wild idea or want to tweak one of our designs, flick us a message and we’ll see what’s possible. We take on select custom jobs, but fair warning—we won’t print anything illegal, hateful, or just straight-up boring.
Q: How long will my order take to arrive
We usually ship orders within 1–2 business days. Aussie deliveries generally arrive within 2–7 business days, depending on where you live. International orders may take 1–3 weeks, but we promise they’re worth the wait and we'll send you tracking details so you can watch the journey.
Q: Do you offer bulk or wholesale orders?
Yes! If you’re a retailer, running an event, or just need a stupid number of stupid stickers, hit us up. We offer bulk discounts and can help you create something custom if needed.
Q: My order hasn’t arrived—what do I do?
First, check your tracking number (you’ll get it in your shipping email). If it’s been longer than expected or things look sus, contact us and we’ll help chase it up faster than you can say “Return to sender.”
Q: Can I return or exchange a sticker?
Because our stickers are small and low-cost, we don’t usually offer returns unless something’s gone wrong. But if your order arrived damaged or we stuffed something up, we’ll sort it—no dramas.
Q: 🥴 Can I eat a sticker?
Technically, yes—but we really don’t recommend it. Our stickers are vinyl, not vegan. If you're hungry, try a sandwich instead.
Q: 💻 Will these stickers make me more attractive?
Unconfirmed. But we reckon a well-placed sticker on your laptop, water bottle or ute tray might improve your odds—at least with the right kind of people.
Q: 🐕 Can I put one on my dog?
If your dog is cool with it, go for it. But make it a temporary vibe. We suggest sticking to fridges, laptops, utes and other non-furry surfaces for best results.
Also we all know that cats are better and definitely wouldn't put up with that shit.
Q: 🚫 Is anything off-limits for sticker placement?
Your ex’s car, maybe. Your boss’s forehead, probably. Otherwise, if it’s smooth and clean, it’s fair game. Just use your best judgement—and maybe some common sense.
Q: 🚽 Can I use them to decorate a toilet seat?
Yes—and honestly, we’re flattered you thought of us. Just make sure the seat’s clean and dry before applying (and maybe don’t blame us if it gives guests stage fright).
Q: 🛸 Do your stickers work on UFOs, time machines or cursed objects?
We haven’t tested that… yet. But if you try it, send pics or tag us @stupidstickeraus
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Unless it's really stupid ... in which case, maybe don't hold your breath.
