Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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I Do Dumb Sh*t Safely Sticker
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