Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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Only Gay Cops Pull Me Over StickerOnly Gay Cops Pull Me Over Sticker
Only Gay Cops Pull Me Over Sticker
Sale price$5.95
F*ck Cancer Sticker
F*ck Cancer Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Living The Dream Sticker
Living The Dream Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Caught F*ck All Sticker
Caught F*ck All Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Not Bhed StickerNot Bhed Sticker
Not Bhed Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Never Dog the Boys StickerNever Dog the Boys Sticker
Never Dog the Boys Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with a black background featuring a white graphic of a spider and web, and the text 'NOT HERE TO F*CK SPIDERS'.
Not Here to Fornicate with Spiders Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Stop Riding My Ass Cousin Sticker
Stop Riding My Ass Cousin Sticker
Sale price$5.95
She’ll Be Right...ish Sticker
She’ll Be Right...ish Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Figjam StickerFigjam Sticker
Figjam Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Do You Follow Jesus This Close StickerDo You Follow Jesus This Close Sticker
Do You Follow Jesus This Close Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Caution Idiot Behind Me StickerCaution Idiot Behind Me Sticker
Caution Idiot Behind Me Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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