Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

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A yellow vinyl sticker with black text and graphics, warning 'Car May Explode' with a caution sign symbol, humorously suggesting the sticker was built by the receiver.
Warning Car May Explode Sticker
Sale price$5.95
In Rust We Trust Sticker
In Rust We Trust Sticker
Sale price$5.95
The sticker displays a vivid illustration of a rooster with a colourful comb and a stern expression, crowing with the phrase "COCK A F***IN DOODLE DOO" encircling it in a white circular background.
Cock a F*ckin Doodle Doo Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Driven By A Mad Bitch Sticker
Driven By A Mad Bitch Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Sorry Finger Sticker
Sorry Finger Sticker
Sale price$5.95
High Maintenance Sticker
High Maintenance Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Tattooed Girls Do It Better Sticker
Tattooed Girls Do It Better Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Driver Carries No Cash He’s Married Sticker
Driver Carries No Cash He’s Married Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Dirty Girl StickerDirty Girl Sticker
Dirty Girl Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Cute But Psycho StickerCute But Psycho Sticker
Cute But Psycho Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Lady Driven StickerLady Driven Sticker
Lady Driven Sticker
Sale price$5.95
No Prob Llama StickerNo Prob Llama Sticker
No Prob Llama Sticker
Sale price$5.95