Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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Street Legal Sticker
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Keep Your D Beaters Off My Car StickerKeep Your D Beaters Off My Car Sticker
Keep Your D Beaters Off My Car Sticker
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Grocery Getter Sticker
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Overtake Me Sticker
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That Noise Is Normal Sticker
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You Can Go Fast Sticker
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I Do Stupid Sh*t StickerI Do Stupid Sh*t Sticker
I Do Stupid Sh*t Sticker
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Sorry For Driving So Close StickerSorry For Driving So Close Sticker
Sorry For Driving So Close Sticker
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It's Not Leaking Oil Sticker
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Follow Me StickerFollow Me Sticker
Follow Me Sticker
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Attempting To Give a F*ck Sticker
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A warning style sticker with a yellow background featuring a skull and crossbones symbol and the text 'BUT, DID YOU DIE?'
But Did You Die Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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