Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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Zip Tie Mechanic StickerZip Tie Mechanic Sticker
Zip Tie Mechanic Sticker
Sale price$5.95
All The Gear No Idea Sticker
All The Gear No Idea Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A rectangular sticker with a white background and black text, featuring the words 'WARNING BEER FRIDGE' in bold, red letters. The sticker is designed to be eye-catching and humorous.
Warning Beer Fridge Sticker
Sale price$5.95
I’m Not Lost Just Exploring StickerI’m Not Lost Just Exploring Sticker
I’m Not Lost Just Exploring Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker featuring a cartoonish man with a mustache in a suit, giving a thumbs up, with the text 'VERY NICE' in red below him.
Borat Very Nice Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with a blue and white checkered border and the text 'IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT' in bold black letters.
It's Only Illegal if You Get Caught Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Slow Car Club StickerSlow Car Club Sticker
Slow Car Club Sticker
Sale price$5.95
It Ain’t Weak to Speak StickerIt Ain’t Weak to Speak Sticker
It Ain’t Weak to Speak Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Slow Moving Vehicle StickerSlow Moving Vehicle Sticker
Slow Moving Vehicle Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Warning Gaybars Sticker
Warning Gaybars Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Disabled Middle Finger Sticker
Disabled Middle Finger Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Honk If You’re Horny Sticker
Honk If You’re Horny Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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