Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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Go F Yourself Rainbow StickerGo F Yourself Rainbow Sticker
Go F Yourself Rainbow Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Warning The Beer in This Fridge StickerWarning The Beer in This Fridge Sticker
Warning The Beer in This Fridge Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Please Let Me Merge Sticker
Please Let Me Merge Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Keep Your D Beaters Off My Tools StickerKeep Your D Beaters Off My Tools Sticker
Keep Your D Beaters Off My Tools Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Yep It’s My Ute StickerYep, It's my ute. No, I won't help you move sticker on white background. all text back except 'no, I won't' which is yellow and black outline
Yep It’s My Ute Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Get Your Own Tools StickerGet Your Own Tools Sticker
Get Your Own Tools Sticker
Sale price$5.95
When The Vans Rockin’ StickerWhen The Vans Rockin’ Sticker
When The Vans Rockin’ Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Born to Sh*t StickerBorn to Sh*t Sticker
Born to Sh*t Sticker
Sale price$5.95
F'kn Baaa StickerF'kn Baaa Sticker
F'kn Baaa Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Unfknblvbl StickerUnfknblvbl Sticker
Unfknblvbl Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Calm Down Karen StickerCalm Down Karen Sticker
Calm Down Karen Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Diesel Soot Gets the Moot StickerDiesel Soot Gets the Moot Sticker
Diesel Soot Gets the Moot Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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