Text & Sass

Straight talk, sarcasm, and savage comebacks—all stuck where they belong.

This one’s for the sass masters and passive-aggressive legends.

Find all our Text and Sassy stickers here.

Sarcasm 101

For when the eye-roll isn’t enough.

Rude but True

Brutal honesty, now in sticker form.

Relatable AF

If you know, you know.

Yeah the Girls

Feminine energy with punchlines.

Yeah the Boys

Bromance, banter, and beers.

Yeah the Gays

Loud, proud, and perfectly inappropriate. Slap these where the rainbow shines.

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She'll Be Right Mate StickerShe'll Be Right Mate Sticker
She'll Be Right Mate Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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Warning Operated by Morons Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Notice StickerNotice Sticker
Notice Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Warning Don't Touch My Tools StickerWarning Don't Touch My Tools Sticker
Warning Don't Touch My Tools Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Catchyalater Sticker
Catchyalater Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with a cartoon illustration of a red worm on a fishing hook with the text 'MASTER BAITER' in bold, gray letters.
Master Baiter Fishing Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Lock The Hubs Sticker
Lock The Hubs Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A sticker with the text 'SENDIT' in green and yellow colors, with an arrow pointing to the right.
Just Send It Sticker
Sale price$5.95
A black and white sticker with the text 'HAWK TUOH' in a stylized font.
Hawk Tuah Sticker Text
Sale price$5.95
Your Recovery Vehicle Has Arrived Sticker
Your Recovery Vehicle Has Arrived Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Don’t Park Too Close I’m Thick Sticker
Don’t Park Too Close I’m Thick Sticker
Sale price$5.95
Ballin’ On a Budget Sticker
Ballin’ On a Budget Sticker
Sale price$5.95
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